19
Aug

briefencounter replied to your post: Okay I’m just going to say it: sexting is weird.

wait i quit tumblr and handsome ginger guy is still a fixture in your life wat

Sim, Sim, Sim. How do I quit him. TELL ME. He’s not really in my life anymore? I started a new job a couple of months ago so we don’t even work for the same company anymore (sighhhh, I miss MTV omg) but I speak/text to him every now and then. Sometimes it’s flirty, a bit overfamiliar but today…OH BOY. Not prepared for that on a sunday…

13
Apr

Looper (2012)

Time travel has not yet been invented, but thirty years from now it will have been. I am one of many specialized assassins in our present called Looper’s. So when criminal organizations in the future need someone gone, they zap them back to me and I eliminate the target from the future. Looper’s are well paid, we live a good life, and the only rule is never let your target escape. Even if your target…is you.

(via melisandre)

28
Mar

Putting on the air conditioning at work so I can drink coffee.

03/28/12 at 4:43PM
Filed under: #you know    #you know   
08
Feb
  • Okay so there’s this guy at work and he’s tall with dark hair
  • and like, boyishly handsome okay
  • and the first time I met him, he carried all of these boxes for me
  • SO HE’S STRONG RIGHT
  • so a co-worker and I nicknamed him Clark Kent (so we could call him Clark bc Superman would be too conspicuous)
  • but then just now I saw him at his desk and he had glasses on and a grey jumper on with his hood up
  • okay
  • WE CAST HIM WRONG
  • He’s obviously Peter Parker
27
Dec

I object to Cowboys & Aliens on the grounds of not enough Sam Rockwell screen time.

12/27/11 at 4:00PM
Filed under: #and also    #you know    #the shit storyline    #whyyyy    #sam is god    #the sam rockwell tag obvs   
22
Dec
remotelycontrolled ——-> broocewayne

broocewayne:

BC OF REASONS.

25
Aug
I don’t want to make anyone jealous but

a man just hit on me and offered to give me a ride after work.

Ok, so the man was old, had no teeth and his chosen mode of transport was a supermarket trolley

but you can’t have everything.

IN MY CASE, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING.

16
Jun

(via formerlycollarblinds)

05
Apr

There’s a guy at work who looks like a 6th member of The Strokes.

I would call him pretentious, BUT HE’S SO COOL.

And sometimes I think he might come to my office and serenade me with a song.

And lend me his leather jacket.

And give me a ride on the moped he must definitely have.

Because, you know.

04/05/11 at 8:50PM
Filed under: #HE'S A STROKE    #YOU KNOW    #The Strokes   
18
Feb

(via forteikis)

02/18/11 at 9:25AM