briefencounter replied to your post: Okay I’m just going to say it: sexting is weird.
wait i quit tumblr and handsome ginger guy is still a fixture in your life wat
Sim, Sim, Sim. How do I quit him. TELL ME. He’s not really in my life anymore? I started a new job a couple of months ago so we don’t even work for the same company anymore (sighhhh, I miss MTV omg) but I speak/text to him every now and then. Sometimes it’s flirty, a bit overfamiliar but today…OH BOY. Not prepared for that on a sunday…
Looper (2012)
∟ Time travel has not yet been invented, but thirty years from now it will have been. I am one of many specialized assassins in our present called Looper’s. So when criminal organizations in the future need someone gone, they zap them back to me and I eliminate the target from the future. Looper’s are well paid, we live a good life, and the only rule is never let your target escape. Even if your target…is you.
(via melisandre)
Putting on the air conditioning at work so I can drink coffee.
I object to Cowboys & Aliens on the grounds of not enough Sam Rockwell screen time.
I don’t want to make anyone jealous but
a man just hit on me and offered to give me a ride after work.
Ok, so the man was old, had no teeth and his chosen mode of transport was a supermarket trolley
but you can’t have everything.
IN MY CASE, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING.
There’s a guy at work who looks like a 6th member of The Strokes.
I would call him pretentious, BUT HE’S SO COOL.
And sometimes I think he might come to my office and serenade me with a song.
And lend me his leather jacket.
And give me a ride on the moped he must definitely have.
Because, you know.
