Come to Work
Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm 24, sigh. I'm old and life sucks, but tv shows and movies are good, right?
My mood ring is always yellow and that's why David Fincher likes me so much.
I like to gif people I want to have sex with.
Things people have asked me!!
Those really hilarious times when you accidentally say a massively inappropriate sexual innuendo to the handsome guy at work.
he was like I'll give this money if you can fit this tape in your mouth
and was like
OH YEAH I CAN FIT ANYTHING OF YOURS IN MY MOUTH
like it seemed like a good comeback
it just sounded like I was offering fellatio
sigh my life
sarah leads a strange work life