There was a little man-… A little man in his hair.
Black Books is so quality. It’s so quality it hurts. IT HURTS ME.
Black Books 1x01 - Cooking the Books
Man: I have to know if they are real leather, because they have to go with my sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I’ll give you two houndred for them.
Bernard: Two houndred what?
Man: Two houndred pounds!
Bernard: Are they leather-bound pounds?
Bernard: Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. NEXT!
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