Q: What’s the biggest animal you could outrun?
Dylan Moran: A walrus, I can have a walrus.
Q: Well they don’t really have legs, that’s kind of cheating.
Dylan Moran: Well who are you to make up the fucking rules at this stage in the game? You just asked me, invited me to outrun the fucking creature and I told you I can and now you’re quibbling about rules! What’s the prize anyway?